russiangovernment:

queermobile:

becausebirds:

Penguin discovers a traffic cam. x

this is a toucan 

its a penguin didn’t you read the caption

(via the-bucky-barnes)



twerkitnarry:

voguesniall:

i fucking hate mcdonalds

image

(via xmenofficial)


boygeorgemichaelbluth:

thatfunnyblog:

You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty?

They never said he was an egg.

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(via chroniclesofnadya)


dinnerpartydan:

That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.

(via chroniclesofnadya)


stars-and-storybooks:

I love this joke cause you can literally use it with whatever they say
If they say yeah sure then “that’s the spirit!!!”
But then if they say I really don’t then this…

(via that-gif-person)


melancholicmarionette:

Imagine how is touch the sky

melancholicmarionette:

Imagine how is touch the sky

(via multishipping-for-ts)


nyupanties:

im aiming for the “shes a badass and cute as hell but I wouldn’t touch her without asking” look

(via v-anilla-butter)


I wonder
whose arms would I run and fall into
if I were drunk
in a room with everyone
I have ever loved.
this becomes almost deeper when you think of non-romantic loves too (via asimetricna-vagina)

(via chroniclesofnadya)


salsamanders:

whoa we’re half way there

salsamanders:

whoa we’re half way there

(via thehilariousblog)