roselastrider:

i spilled water on my computer mouse earlier and now it’s freaking out and highlighting everything and dragging everything around and it would not let me put down that picture of richard nixon i had a fucking ghost richard nixon smiling at me for 5 minutes as i frantically shook my mouse around trying to make it stop its still doing this please leave me alone richard nixon

roselastrider:

i spilled water on my computer mouse earlier and now it’s freaking out and highlighting everything and dragging everything around and it would not let me put down that picture of richard nixon i had a fucking ghost richard nixon smiling at me for 5 minutes as i frantically shook my mouse around trying to make it stop its still doing this please leave me alone richard nixon

(via that-gif-person)


xiza:

vogue-pussssy:

Ouuuuuu

love me

xiza:

vogue-pussssy:

Ouuuuuu

love me

(via nudedity)


one-mandrinkinggamess:

one-mandrinkinggamess:

In social issues class today our professor held up a black book and was like “this book is red” and we were all “no” and he said “yes it is” and we were just all “that’s not right” and he turned it around and the back cover was red and he said “Don’t tell somebody they’re wrong until you’ve seen things from their point of view” 

that speaks to me 

I want him to know he’s becoming the next Tumblr sensation

(via good-oldfashionedvillain)


raging-woodcock:

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

We should probably call the police who knows how long it’s been in the river.

(via trust)


(via dustywaves)


drarna:

i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)


tinychatting:

my talents include being able to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes being distracted by my phone

(via trust)



I know how you feel Phil

I know how you feel Phil

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)


maddmullah:

Mariah Carey vs Ariana Grande

(via thehilariousblog)


spyyy:

reifaun:

your body is 93% stardust so dont give up little star (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

image

(via captainshroom)